Archive for January, 2010

Is there more truth than fiction in this?

Friday, January 29th, 2010
Kitty 2 asked:


The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’

St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’

‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’

‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating
That she never told a lie.’

‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’

St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock.
The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe
told only two lies in his entire Life.’

‘Where’s Barrack Obama’s clock?’ asked the man.

‘Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office.

He’s using it as a ceiling fan.
Gee whiz this is just a joke. For crying out loud ..cant anyone take a joke anymore?

Tanya

Do you turn off your cellphone before going to sleep at night?

Friday, January 29th, 2010
carlosdavid asked:


Do you turn off your cellphone before going to sleep at night?
It is true that using electronic alarm clocks (the ones that need to plugged on the wall) are bad for sleeping? Or letting the cellphone on while sleeping is bad because the waves they produce?

Laurie

How can I fix the Second Hand on Wall Clock. It is Slipping?

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
SouthernCharm asked:


I have a kitchen wall clock and when I hang it,
the gravity pulls down the second hand
around the #4 mark so its not keeping
time and runs too fast.
When I lay the clock down flat, it works fine.
Anyone know how to fix this second hand?
Its a battery operated clock.
Thanks.
I tried most of your suggestions
(except the super glue…lol)
and nothing is working yet.
It has something to do with the balance of the second hand being off I think.

Corey

what is that lil wayne song?

Monday, January 18th, 2010
MAF1113 asked:


“if i dont do nothin ima ball.im countin all day like a clock on the wall.”

Herman

Have you head of this?

Sunday, January 17th, 2010
Big Rick asked:


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie..” “Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Obama’s clock?” asked the man. That clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

Andrew

who else thinks they are nocternal?

Saturday, January 16th, 2010
¡¡ §tÅÑd îñ Ðëäth’s w¤¥ ¡¡ asked:


ok throughout the whole day im tired as hell.
and as soon as the clock hits 10 or 11 pm i am bouncing off the walls hyper

im not sure why.

so any ideas why i get really hyper when i should be tired.
i dont eat any suger or stuff like that to make me hyper it just kinda happens?

and does this happen to you?

Melinda

can you tell this same joke using nixon or ‘w’ bush?

Friday, January 1st, 2010
duhman asked:


Heaven’s Clocks!

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked St. Peter, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man. “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Bill Clinton’s clock?” asked the man.

“Clinton’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan…”

Brenda