Archive for July, 2009

What does this dream mean?

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
Amy asked:


I had a dream a couple of nights ago. I was in a man’s house (don’t know who the man was, rarely saw him) and his house was filled with clocks. There were clocks everywhere. The man told me at exactly 8:15 every night one of the clocks’ alarm goes off and he told me to find which one it was. I kept hearing the alarm and went from room to room checking the clocks on the walls, the drawers, cabinets, everything. But every time I got closer to the sound, I still could never find the clock. The house was dark and I remember being terrified. Weird dream huh? What does it mean?!?

Henry

Tags: , ,
Posted in Psychology | 4 Comments »

Hillary Clinton Goes to Heaven?

Monday, July 27th, 2009
moneyman_0101 asked:


Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, “What are all those clocks?”

Saint Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

“Oh,” said Hillary, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s Bill’s clock?” Hillary asked.

“Bill’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

Erin

Tags: , ,
Posted in Jokes & Riddles | Comments Off

A old joke..comment it ( no matter what so)?

Sunday, July 26th, 2009
CK asked:


… A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in the motel room. After a few unsuccessful attempts to find an english speaking local, the couple finally finds an elderly man sitting quietly on the street with his donkey.
“Excuse me,” the husband says, “Could you tell us the time?”
“Absolutely”, replies the elderly man, and with that he reaches down and grabs the donkey’s balls. “It is 3:00″, the man exclaims.
“Thank you” replies the wife in a surprised voice. And the couple continues on their way. After doing some shopping and grabbing a bite to eat. The couple return to the old man for the time.
Again the elderly man grabs the donkey by the balls and says “It is now 4:45.”
By this time the husband is completely amazed. “Please show me how you can tell the time simply by grabbing this donkey’s balls!”
“Certainly,” the elderly man replies motioning for the couple to come closer.
“Sit here where I am,” the man begins. “Now, do you see the donkey’s balls?”
“Of course”, the man replies.
“Now reach down and take them into your hand.” Hesitantly the husband does as he is instructed, after all, this could prove to be an enlightening experience.
“Now, slowly lift the donkey’s balls”, he continues. Again the husband does as he is instructed. “Now look underneath the donkeys balls, and between his two front legs.” The husband does just that.

“Now” the man says, “Can you see the clock on the wall of that building over there?”

Carrie

Tags: , ,
Posted in Jokes & Riddles | 21 Comments »

What does the song “Tickin’ Away” by Tim McGraw mean to you?

Thursday, July 23rd, 2009
cutie21 asked:


lyrics-

The clock above the bar
Is telling me it’s 12:15
And it’s not such a gentle reminder
That I’m where I shouldn’t be

what do you think Tim McGraw is trying to say?
I just keep waiting for something to happen
Waiting for somebody to come walking in
Somebody as perfect as you were
So I can try it again

(but) chances are so hard to come by
And the second one is impossible to find
The clock keep running
And the odds keep getting higher
That it’s all just a fantasy of mine

But I shouldn’t be thinking about it
I shouldn’t be worried about it
It’s just a clock on the wall
But it’s ticking away
It’s ticking away
It’s ticking away
It’s ticking away

I suppose I should cut all my losses
Go home with a six-pack of beer
There ain’t nobody in the world like you baby
If there was, she wouldn’t be coming in here

But I shouldn’t be thinking about it
I shouldn’t be worried about it
It’s just a clock on the wall
But it’s ticking away
It’s ticking away
It’s just a clock on the wall
But it’s ticking away

Yeah, it’s ticking away
It’s ticking away
It’s just a clock on the wall
But it’s ticking away

I suppose I should cut all my losses
Go home with a six-pack of beer

Leslie

Tags: , ,
Posted in Country | 1 Comment »

Who sings this song?.?

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
&&x_x[I'm_So_Into_You]x_x&& asked:


It goes……..
This is the clock upon the wall.
This is the story of us all.
This is the 1st sound of a new born child before he starts to crawl.
Something….Something…..Something….
Then it goes.
Pictures of youu.
Pictures of me.
Remind us all of what we used to be.
Or something like that?
Haha.
Please help me out!
Thanks!
[=

Carl

Tags: ,
Posted in Other - Music | 6 Comments »

Wall clock runs less than a week instead of 28 days or so like when it was new?

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
f350lariat asked:


It’s really not a true grandfather clock. It hangs on the wall. Bought it about 20 years ago at an old store called 1890 Emporium. It has been running good until I moved. It requires a key to wind it. But after it has run for a while it stops. I usually just push the pendulum and it moves for another day or so. Any thoughts on how to fix it?

Michele

Tags: , ,
Posted in Other - Home & Garden | 4 Comments »

What do you think? This is a great joke?

Monday, July 13th, 2009
Tired of the Crap~! asked:


A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’

St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks.

Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’

‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’

‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie.’

‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’

St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.’

‘Where’s President Obama’s clock?’ asked the man.

‘Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office.

He’s using it as a ceiling fan.

I’m not a liberal and it was democrate that sent me the joke. So get over yourselves.

Shirley

Tags: , ,
Posted in Jokes & Riddles | Comments Off

What is the best way to hang art work, etc., on a plaster wall?

Thursday, July 9th, 2009
cmks253 asked:


We have purchased an older home with plaster walls. We have had to repair many cracks. We would like to hang some art work, wall clocks and framed photos but are worried about further cracking of the plaster. What would be the best thing to use and how do we do it? We have a few heavy things that were on previous sheet rock walls.

Dora

Tags: , ,
Posted in Decorating & Remodeling | 3 Comments »